A reminder of what things were like from 2020 to 2023:

• Knives and forks are racist
• Coffee is racist
• America's roads are racist
• Solar eclipses are racist
• The difference between yams and sweet potatoes is structural racism
• Speed cameras are racist
• You are racist
• All white people are racist (written by a white man)
• I was asked to agree to a "White People Are Racist" contract at work
• Being black is racist
• Crying is racist
• I'm realizing my friends are racist. What should I do?
• My 8 year old is racist
• Your loved ones are racist
• Quoting Beyoncé is racist
• Inclusive language is racist
• Capitalism is racist
• Socialism is racist
• Food safety is racist
• Beer is racist
• Making drugs illegal is racist
• The word "marijuana" is racist
• The word "clan" is racist
• The word "chief" is racist
• The word "picnic" is racist
• Google maps is racist
• The whole American education system is racist
• The Cat in the Hat is racist
• The lottery is racist
• The 1st amendment is racist
• The 2nd amendment is racist
• The whole constitution is racist
• Climate change is racist
• No really, climate change is racist
• Climate denial is racist
• Air pollution is racist
• White meat is racist
• Black mythological characters are racist
• Swimming is racist
• Historically accurate film casting is racist
• Welfare is racist
• Doing a cost-benefit analysis is racist
• Hoop skirts are racist
• Brown paper bags are racist
• Asking where someone is from is racist
• Black Friday is racist
• Pulse oximeters are racist
• Math is racist
• Physics is racist
• STEM is racist
• Nuclear power is racist
• Majoring in IT is racist
• Sociology is racist
• Shakespeare is racist
• Master's degrees are racist
• Standardized testing is racist
• When computers are racist
• Tax assessments are racist
• Republicans are racist
• Libertarians are racist
• Democrats are racist
• Abortion restrictions are racist
• Rationality & hard work are racist
• Urgency is racist
• Writing things down is racist
• Saying that cities have higher crime is racist
• Research is racist
• Patriotism is racist
• Western philosophy is racist
• Being a professional is racist
• Being thin is racist
• Esperanto is racist
• Corporate governance is racist
• Upward mobility is racist
• Choosing who you want to have sex with is racist
• New York City is racist
• Arizona is racist
• Asking for evidence is racist
• Maps are racist
• Scholarly publishing is racist
• Search algorithms are racist
• Science is racist
• Libraries are racist
• Hollywood is racist
• Public transit is racist
• Nursery rhymes are racist
• The world is racist
• Race is racist